A joke

There are two men in the desert and they know that they will be a long time suffering there because their car has break down. One of them is clever and the other is so fool. They both take a piece of material of the car.

The clever one takes the food and the water that is in the car and the fool, incredibly, takes the door of the left side. They both are walking, the fool is carring the door with him and the clever looks at him like saying: "Are you fucking kidding me? What is he doing?"

After a while the fool asks to the clever one:

-Hey, man, why have you take with you all the food and the water?

The clever one things that something in the other guy is going to bad, but he asks the question.

-Because when I would be hungry I would eat and when I would be thirsty I would drink. Obviously!

The fool one look at the other thinking: What a fool man! Food and water! He's mad!

The clever one state the fool one. He thinks to ask the fool why have he take with him the door, because it is so stupid.

-Why have you take with you the door? What you have done is very strange!!!

-Strange?- asks the fool- Why? I took with me the left door because when it would be warm I will open the window!!!!!

(Now you have to laugh, come on, it isn't so hard!!!) :)